According to NorthStar, the celebrity moving company, you are not the first star to face down this problem. Assuming you are in your home when this happens, your first priority should be to regain calm. Close your eyes and imagine yourself a few miles away, in your backyard, surrounded by whispering palms and your squadron of adoring pugs.

Only after your heartbeat has returned to normal should you even consider squaring off against the offending chair. Facing the chair at all times, reach for the telephone, call your mover , and demand that someone come to your home and move the piece of furniture to another room at once. The mover will gladly deploy a rep immediately, day or night, to move the chair into the other room. NorthStar wouldn't say which celebrity recently called them to move a single chair like this, but that's not important. The key thing here is that the celebrity was A-OK.